Well folks, I’m off to Italy for 10 days. On your behalf I will will no doubt be fielding questions like: "Why are you a warmonger?" "Why do you think you can do whatever you want?" "Why are you an imperialist?," and my personal favorite comment when I invade Europe for 10 days, "I hate the US."
Luckily I have mastered my "puzzled" look and will be awash in seafood and Chianti – falling on my sword for you, my loyal readers.